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Harry has seen the remake of THE TAKING OF PELHAM 123

I'm there by _diesel_	Jun 12th, 2009 07:41:49 PM
First!
Tony Scott has gone to shit by Stifler's Mom	Jun 12th, 2009 07:43:52 PM
from True Romance and Crimson Tide to absolutely ADD garbage... that said, if Harry liked it, especially after being prepared to hate it, I'll give it a shot and hope that Mr. Scott is taking his Ritalin
Cool. Didn't expect that. by Specktron	Jun 12th, 2009 07:44:58 PM

Now I'm conflicted. Now I want to see it. by SoylentMean	Jun 12th, 2009 07:46:16 PM
So Harry, did you see the Hangover yet? Do you know what spice tigers don't like?
...especially with Travolta involved. by Specktron	Jun 12th, 2009 07:46:54 PM

If you can enjoy this drag ass tired, well then... by SoylentMean	Jun 12th, 2009 07:50:12 PM
I saw the original last year and was blown away by the whole damn thing. I loved it. When I heard about the remake my eyes started spinning and my intestines clogged. A lot of fiber later I was somewhat ok with it (I mean this movie getting released has to mean a super deluxe, bells and whistles, super shiny new, DVD/Blu-Ray of the original, right. Or maybe not, I thought the same thing about the abyssmal Hitcher remake, no new DVD, those fuckers). Anyways, if you love the original and can watch this movie exhausted and like it, well then now I gots to buy me a ticket!
I always thought that was where AICN got its name by SoylentMean	Jun 12th, 2009 07:53:54 PM
I love being right. I also love waffle fries.
SHIRE not SHIFRIN by mzungusi	Jun 12th, 2009 07:58:24 PM
David Shire did the music. I listen to it regularly on the MTA....it makes me happy.
It's just a different movie, that's all. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 12th, 2009 08:00:34 PM
"FUCK THIS REMAKE". Ridiculous. Now don't get me wrong, there are some properties you do not touch. I am just sick of these childish reviews. This is nothing like the original. Nope, no cough (or was it a sneeze) at the end of the movie that makes Denzel Washington giving a funny look.
Spoiler but... by Cotton McKnight	Jun 12th, 2009 08:04:13 PM
I think it took WAY too long for the "MAN writer" to get to the part where people start figuring out that MAYBE.. just MAYBE.. the travolta character is a "Wall Street guy". I mean for crying out loud, he talked about hostages in terms of being commodities. I guess it's a commentary on how incompetent the mayor is, but come on- the movie was halfway over by that point.
Screw this by WillFerret	Jun 12th, 2009 08:14:00 PM
Where's your MOON review Harry?
It ain't "mute" Harry by RickP66	Jun 12th, 2009 08:35:19 PM
It's "moot."
Tony Scott man... by Nickn328	Jun 12th, 2009 08:35:20 PM
What the hell happened to him? Was he hit on the head and he lost his attention gauge or something? That much being said, this looks decent.
How did you not mention the quasi car chase? by MrClark	Jun 12th, 2009 08:37:52 PM
By far my favorite part of this film was the race to get the money to the train. Driving at break neck speeds through one of the most congested cities on earth with only those bat shit insane motorcycle guys between the Charger and lots of oncoming traffic. The way Scott filmed that reminded me a lot of Dan Bradley's Bourne chase sequences, except maybe a little better stylised. Masswyrm got it right this movie is fantastic for the first 2/3rds and average for the final act, but that car chase is what I'll most remember from this film.
You do realize by CherryValance	Jun 12th, 2009 09:00:07 PM
you made me imagine Denzel Washington starring in a Walter Matthau biopic? As for being scared of Travolta. He did shoot people. I mean that's scary unless you like dying. Maybe we weren't supposed to be scared of him. Maybe we were supposed to want him to get away with it. I did.
Yeah that was pretty cool.. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 12th, 2009 09:09:47 PM
Watching all those wrecks. The motorcycle cop flipping over, etc. In fact, that was actually pretty awesome.
I am kind of rethinking my view of this movie. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 12th, 2009 09:22:18 PM
When I was watching it, I kind of thought it was ridiculous- the "wall street guy" scene i mentioned above, among many other things. But I dunno. The whole mayor/assistant thing was actually kind of funny. Among other things, the assistant starts telling the mayor "you're being selfish!" when he didn't want to address the press. That's just odd. And Travolta's stream of obscenities had me laughing during the movie, but just because I thought it was so over the top. But I kind of liked it now. Then there's the supervisor who absolutely INSISTS that the hijackers are still on the train because there's a "dead man's switch", even though the damn thing is practically flying off of the rails. What, he never saw a movie where they used an object to keep the gas pedal down while everyone jumped out? But then.. you start to wonder if all of this isn't just a commentary on a completely inept bureaucracy, which is what Travolta was complaining about.
and then there's the webcam. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 12th, 2009 09:25:45 PM
What was that all about. I thought that was going to go somewhere. But the only thing happened was that one of the hijackers kicks it with his foot.
What happened to Yoko's music column? by Bob Cryptonight	Jun 12th, 2009 09:29:33 PM

"you're being selfish" (spoilers) by CherryValance	Jun 12th, 2009 10:02:37 PM
At first I thought that assistant was talking to him like that because he was his boyfriend. Then like 2 seconds later they said he cheated on his wife. LOL
eh by The InSneider	Jun 12th, 2009 10:11:44 PM
it did nothing for me. travolta was the best part. guzman was fucking WASTED. stupid ending. was hoping for some kind of twist but it's a straight line point A to point B script. went in with complete opposite view of Harry. thought it looked like a lot of fun and had potential to be awesome. came out very underwhelmed and disappointed. sorry.
Umm, Harry? by Marko Ramius	Jun 12th, 2009 10:37:41 PM
Lalo Schifrin didn't compose the music in the original 1974 version. David Shire did. Not to nitpick, but the original happens to be one of my favorite scores in film history.
Sorry mzungusi, you beat me to it. by Marko Ramius	Jun 12th, 2009 10:41:45 PM

fuck that tony scott rocks by Six Demon Bag	Jun 12th, 2009 10:57:12 PM
made more consistent films than his brother.
OMG this movie is generic by SilentP	Jun 12th, 2009 11:03:50 PM
Seriously, you don't get more generic than this.
tony scott is the man! and so is denzel by fassbinder79	Jun 12th, 2009 11:11:09 PM

You're wrong Harry. by Holeman	Jun 13th, 2009 12:15:55 AM
Travolta sucked fucking ass in this movie and was a fucking ridiculous clown every second he was on-screen. This movie is trite, forgettable, completely mediocre shit. Christ, this is a shit summer for movies.
I can't do it. by Tin Snoman	Jun 13th, 2009 12:17:04 AM
I can't bring myself to see this.
I'll see it. by Kid Idioteque	Jun 13th, 2009 12:23:31 AM
There's nothing else out this week. Isn't it supposed to be summer?!?
The teen webcam stuff was so lame. by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 13th, 2009 12:50:15 AM
It seemed like it was there just to acknowledge the existence of wi-fi. Didnt need it. it was stupid.
DEVASTATOR'S BALLS! by Trannyformers_Apologist	Jun 13th, 2009 12:56:31 AM

I agree 100% by Firefightersfla	Jun 13th, 2009 01:31:15 AM
Loved the original about as much as Harry did and I didn't think I would like the update as much as I did. Although I didn't buy the ending with Washington going Rambo. That wasn't needed.
IT WAS DAVID SHIRE NO LALO SCHIFRIN by lalalandlovechild	Jun 13th, 2009 02:40:41 AM
Please post a correction.
I dont understand why Denzel chased the bad guys.... by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 13th, 2009 02:47:51 AM
1. He escaped the bad guys. The bad guys are no longer after him or his family whatsoever. 2. He has a wife and kids anxiously waiting at home. 3. He is no police officer. He is untrained. He has never held a gun. 4. There are no longer any hostages. Just a bunch of bad guys walking away with cash. So why did he steal an innocent bystander's pickup truck and go chasing after the bad guys like he's James Bond? Why didn't he go home and hug his wife?
THE HUNGER by DGDBs_ANUS_SCARS	Jun 13th, 2009 03:46:30 AM
I'll always give TS props for the best R-rated lez scene EVAR.
Tony Scott's Next Movie is... by VMS	Jun 13th, 2009 04:11:23 AM
ANOTHER train movie, ALSO starring Denzel. Why the hell would Denzel say yes to that? "Another train movie.. fuck let's do it."
That Lalo Schifrin's a sneaky one. by Stalin vs Predator	Jun 13th, 2009 04:26:48 AM
He's been working all these years as himself and David Shire... no wonder he's so wealthy!
Harry whenever you go remakes vs. orginal by Logan_1973	Jun 13th, 2009 06:14:44 AM
You will always ruin the experience for yourself. Gotta learn to separate, man...
Harry didn't mention the car chase... by LargoJr	Jun 13th, 2009 07:34:22 AM
because it was fucking retarded, and once again he's trying to prove he has the power to drum up interest within the masses. The movie wasn't bad, it wasn't good.. it was fairly worth the time to watch, but the ending was retarded. Everybody here knows, if you fuck up the last act... the movie gets a grade 'S' for SUCK.. and Harry is trying to give this movie a push, so he's not about to mention the ending.
i'll skip this by animas	Jun 13th, 2009 07:39:36 AM
sounds like every denzel movie ever made and fuck travolta.
Travolta... by cifra	Jun 13th, 2009 07:47:22 AM
... is actually better than Denzel, Dustin, Bobby de Niro, Pesci and Pacino combined. Problem is, that he's a movie icon that started as teen idol and then turned to scientology. Plus, he's too cool for moviemaking. Kind of the male Marilyn? The guy rocks in almost everything he does... but Battlefield Earth and Look Who's Talking, of course.
Can't wait to see what Harry is 'producing' by quantize	Jun 13th, 2009 07:48:23 AM
it's like starting a blog about music and expecting U2 to ring you up.
Sounds like Harry gave this a big free pass by quantize	Jun 13th, 2009 07:49:37 AM
Sounds stupid but entertaining...at the very least they deserve to be lambasted for insisting on using the name Pelham 123...fucking call it something else for chrissakes
Harry has been coasting on Batman and Robin. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 13th, 2009 09:41:47 AM
Or whichever Batman movie that was that he blasted back in the 90s. There has been this misconception for years that Harry had something to do with its failure at the box office because he posted a scathing review. Hell, I wouldn't even be surprised if he takes credit for Batman Begins, because it was his review that ended the first franchise. Uh, okay. No, Batman and Robin failed because it was a lousy movie and everyone knew it. I bring this up because he seems to be trying to influence the box office again by going WAY off the rails in his reviews. Terminator 4, a decent movie that's at least made its money back in total boxoffice, was called every name in the book by Harry, and he even ended his review with the words "Fuck this movie". Sorry Harry- the big secret is that at the end of the day, reviews don't have as big an impact as you seem to think they do. It's good word of mouth that drives the box office. And while we are on the subject, the original Pelham 123 is better than all of the Terminator movies put together. Why you hold T4 to such a high standard while you give this one a pass is beyond me.
Harry, was there a "Gazundheit" moment? by AssassinWithSon	Jun 13th, 2009 09:44:00 AM
???
wall street raider???? by TheExterminator	Jun 13th, 2009 09:45:29 AM
wut?
Sounds like Swordfish by SanityKaos	Jun 13th, 2009 09:46:02 AM
Where for no reason whatsoever and without any military training Hugh Jackman picks up a rocket launcher and shoots down a helicopter! And what about the other 122 Pelham movies?
TRAVOLTA IS...... "THE ASSMAN" by RICHARD_GERE_RAPED_MY_GERBIL	Jun 13th, 2009 09:50:39 AM
Never saw that in the trailer!
Another LAME-O Harry Knowles review by benlinus	Jun 13th, 2009 09:54:19 AM
Complete with ridiculous typos; references that are just flat out incorrect and yet MORE mindless exposition about how AWESOME Harry's life is. NO ONE CARES about your suite at the Palms and the fact that you "lept out of bed" even though you are 400lbs and confined to a wheelchair. Seriously Harry, notice that the talkbacks for your threads are getting shorter and shorter. Theres a reason for that. Seriously, just sell this site, take the cash, and let someone who actually is coherent, bring this site back to life....
DAVID SHIRE by palimpsest	Jun 13th, 2009 09:57:56 AM
And I know it's been said above. It needs saying again though. DAVID SHIRE.
Harry's right about one thing.. by MasterShake	Jun 13th, 2009 10:21:01 AM
Travolta isn't even a pimple on Robert Shaw's ass. Robert Shaw was THE MAN. Every movie he did, from the mediocre "Battle Of The Bulge" to "Jaws", he was the scary mutherfucking "out there" character. I can't think of another actor pulling off the roles he took and what he did with them. His untimely passing was a blow to everyone.
"Harry, was there a "Gazundheit" moment?" by Harry Weinstein	Jun 13th, 2009 10:53:18 AM
Not Harry, but NO. And this movie was wall-to-wall crap from start to finish. Denzel was adequate and that's the best thing I can say about it.
Actually, I AM Harry... by Harry Weinstein	Jun 13th, 2009 10:53:42 AM
Just not the one you were talking to.
Harry, THIS is a review. by kuldan	Jun 13th, 2009 11:08:04 AM
Harry, I must admit that over the past few years, my tendency to not be steered by your reviews has grown. The fact is that it wasn't so much that you liked a bad film, it was just how you wrote about it. Well, in the case of your review for "Pelham" I actually want to go see it even more now. Because of how easily you put your words down, this will be my choice for the weekend. Good work.
John Travolta as Robert Shaw by Thunderbolt Ross	Jun 13th, 2009 11:19:44 AM
I don't think that's the way it works, but whatever.
How easily you put your words down. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 13th, 2009 11:37:37 AM
lol. I guess you mean a rambling vaguely coherent thesis vs. a rambling incoherent thesis? Oddly enough, Harry's reviews lately have been much like Travolta's lines in this movie. FUCK! etc.
THAT'S where this site got its name?? by redtom	Jun 13th, 2009 11:42:13 AM
jesus, mary mother of god...
Cotton McKnight....well said by quantize	Jun 13th, 2009 11:55:48 AM
Harry's positive reviews are no more reliable than his bad ones these days...they all smack of self serving grease for his own wheels.
FUCK JOHN TRAVOLTA IN THE MOUTH by Flint420	Jun 13th, 2009 12:28:19 PM
That's all I wanted to say
Sounds like a more realistic version of by ThrowMeTheIdol	Jun 13th, 2009 12:41:45 PM
The Shawshank Redemption.
Um..Harry..you didn't know Helgeland was a writer on this? by Glory_Fades_ImMaxFischer	Jun 13th, 2009 01:23:55 PM
So its your job to know about movies and you were so pissed off and unprepared going to a movie you had no desire to see, to LEARN about one of the scriptwriters on this was one of your favorites???? Yeah Knowles that makes perfect fucking sense..What were you hoping to really accomplish by going into this..to say "I'm going to fucking hate this movie and then I'm going to write a bad review about it"..Even though you obviously knew NOTHING about the film going in? Jesus man...
Harry's profile of Travolta's character... by Fireball XL-5	Jun 13th, 2009 02:19:00 PM
...turns me off to the movie. It's ridiculous. In the original, Shaw was a former mercenary who was dangerous and always in-control but clearly out of his element, forced to work with amateurs and goons. They should have stuck to that model, cast the character as an old-school merc (which would be exotic now, not ridiculous), and cast Ian McShane. His eyes alone would anchor the film.
"And he certainly gives two shits about the lives of the people by SierraTangoFoxtrotUniform	Jun 13th, 2009 03:13:41 PM
So you're saying he does care about them, but is quick to kill them? I don't get it.
Who really cares about this movie? by Series7	Jun 13th, 2009 03:18:38 PM
It looks so generic. It just screams rental, it looks like a movie that came out two years ago. Shit 12 Rounds looked more exciting.
Not really interested in this one. by Sal_Bando	Jun 13th, 2009 03:28:46 PM
I'll pass, watch it on dvd down the pike.
I really hated this movie by Capnbludd	Jun 13th, 2009 03:40:40 PM
I'm the kind of person that usually takes an action movie for what it's supposed to do - crash cars and blow stuff up while the good guy says one liners and the bad guy kills innocents so you want him to die horribly. So I went in with an open mind, and was highly dismayed. Travolta didn't seem scary at all, people were laughing at him when he's trying to be 'badass'. Washington was ok, but I totally didn't buy him chasing Travolta to the bridge at the end, NO reason for him to do it. And as someone who works for the MTA NYC Transit the list of things wrong with the movie there is just too long to list them all 8') There wouldn't have been any trains moving by a train loaded with gunmen and hostages, the mayor's 6 train wouldn't have gotten any where near 59th due to that.. cops setting up tables in the tunnel with trains whizzing by - there is no possible way to get a runaway 6 train to Coney Island, you CAN move one there but it means moving trains to certain yards and stuff like that. That ridiculous helicopter ride.. there was a 6 minute time limit to get there but Denzel has an edlessly long chat with his wife first? Bring a gallon of milk - no I'll bring a half gallon..????? time supposedly running out while that is going on.. Instead of making Denzel's MTA Garber the focus they should have left it like the original with Matthau's cop Garber. I hated the movie so much I called friends at work to tell them how bad it was as I was leaving. Never did that before.
Loud, pointless crapfest... by Ninja Nerd	Jun 13th, 2009 04:05:02 PM
...and those are the high points. Save some money, NetFlix the original, and enjoy a real movie. Harry fell into the happy pudding and ate his way out, apparently.
Tony Scott needs to lay off the cocaine-style by Utamoh	Jun 13th, 2009 04:38:57 PM
All his films seem to be made like someone ready for an all-night drug-induced snort-fest. Loud, jittery, choppy and impatient, as if he can't trust the story or the audience attention span. Insulting.
I didn't understand the "Ass man" line by liljuniorbrown	Jun 13th, 2009 06:31:40 PM
So you're saying Travolta's villian is holding a train hostage cause he took it in the ass alot in prison? Thats fucking weird man. I guess i'll still go see it. Weird though.
No... by Harry Weinstein	Jun 13th, 2009 06:47:39 PM
They know he's a Wall Street type turned tattooed evildoer because he once took an expensive vacation with an ass model, presumably female(??). from a bluejeans ad. How do we know this? Because he never fucking shuts up. Just listen to the guy from the MTA a few posts up. This film is totally not worth your time.
Denzel is set to star in a Walter Matthau biopic? by Bruce of all Trades	Jun 13th, 2009 07:01:35 PM
LMAO!
They concluded he was a wall street type from the vacation.. by Cotton McKnight	Jun 13th, 2009 07:09:26 PM
not from the endless talk about commodities. That's all the guy talked about up until that point.
denzel sucks by h8tersbeware	Jun 13th, 2009 08:00:10 PM
because of this review i will give this movie a shot, but denzel doesnt do it for me, every time i see him in a film, i always feel that someone else could have played the part better.
You liked this but hated Terminator? by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 13th, 2009 08:18:27 PM
Man, I bet he loves the Sandra Bullock movie next week
Harry by Series7	Jun 13th, 2009 08:55:26 PM
Should've just put this on your DVD column and call it an early review. Travolta needs to pick better movies. Though Denzel's been doing shit like this his whole career. Still can't believe he got a fucking starring role Oscar for a supporting part.
lockesbrokenleg by Series7	Jun 13th, 2009 08:56:20 PM
I'm waiting for the call to arms about why none of us are seeing the comedic genius that is Imagine That.
Hahaha by kateowyn	Jun 13th, 2009 08:56:36 PM
This looked like what many people refer to as "a real movie."
decent movie by Adelai Niska	Jun 13th, 2009 09:41:49 PM
It's a normal movie the whole way through, but the opening and closing are bombastic, fast-cut Tony Scott. The credits give it a completely wrong tone off the beginning.
I liked the opening to this movie though. by GibsonUSA Returns	Jun 13th, 2009 09:50:04 PM
Scott movies always have those badass openings. But the thing is, that kind of loud, quick-cut stuff is awesome for the intro, but if the whole movie is like that, then it sucks! With that said, it was not like that the whole movie here, so there was no issue with headache style editing in this movie.
What happened to all the guys who loved Johnny after Pulp F? by GQtaste	Jun 13th, 2009 10:27:54 PM
After QT brought him back from those Look who's talking films everybody fell in love w/ him again. Don't forget that Daniel Day Lewis and Walter B. wanted that part, along w/ a couple of others i'm not thinking of. But Q stood his groud and it was genius on his part. In many ways John owes QT his comeback and John knows it as well. But w/ Travolta being a major success since being a very young man w/ that tv show and Saturday Night Fever and Grease. That was over thirty years ago. That's a hell of a long time being one of the biggest stars of all time. He has staying power like the old timers like a Jimmy Stuart et al. That's not to say he hasn't made bad choices b/c he has. I'm not the biggest fan but he does have staying power.
Broken Arrow by BendersShinyAss	Jun 13th, 2009 11:32:21 PM
I still remember my friends and I goofing off in the theatre before that film started and suddenly this trailer started with a massive shadow over new york, a fireball destroying the city and then the white house blowing up. I don't even think we actually watched broken arrow and even to this day I still couldn't tell you what happened in that film. it had christian slater right?
Tony Scott is the stupid man's Ridley Scott by m_reporter	Jun 13th, 2009 11:51:10 PM
He has a visual style, and it's interesting at times, but most of his movies lack any structure and story. He's all about being flashy and excessive, which gets tedious after ten minutes. If he wants to continue doing stupid films for stupid people then he needs to go back to Top Gun, Crimson Tide and True Romance. At least those where fun.
Pelham was ass by Magnum Opus	Jun 14th, 2009 12:11:47 AM
Plain and simple. Can't believe this is getting even luke-warm responses. Ridiculously bad acting and writing, but I guess a little eye candy is enough for all the simpletons out there.
What movie is the gif mocking? by kbarber29	Jun 14th, 2009 12:36:13 AM
Harry's jumping head and then dissolving the house, then harry. Is it based on a movie?
Tony scott... by Out of your element	Jun 14th, 2009 12:52:26 AM
What happened to his True Romance days? THAT was a fucking good-ass movie. I'm going to watch the original rather than this pos, b/c ive heard good this about it.
Travolta in the Robert Shaw role? by Rocco Curioso	Jun 14th, 2009 01:56:15 AM
Fucking ludicrous even as an idea. I agree with what MasterShake and Fireball XL-5 are saying. Ian McShane alone could have pulled it off(and probably coerced Washington into an acting duel that would've yielded interesting results). Look back on Shaw's CV as an actor and you'll see that(theoretically)replacing him in any of his movies with another actor, much less doing so in a REMAKE, is a fool's errand.
Screw this...give RAIMI your money! by Kirbymanly	Jun 14th, 2009 02:10:15 AM
"Drag Me To Hell" is an f'ing CLASSIC! Go to see it again and again so he's able to make more movies like this! Don't let it suffer the fate of "Army Of Darkness" on its original release! Come on, geeks and dorks!
"a project I'm producing" by Windowlicker74	Jun 14th, 2009 04:15:46 AM
whats that gonna be? ghost town 4?
'Drag me to Hell" was freakin' brilliant! by m_reporter	Jun 14th, 2009 11:55:21 AM
Saw it twice already, and the fucking thing holds up great on a second viewing. Sure, the laughs and scares aren't as effective as on the 1st viewing, but you get to appreciate the filmmaking side of things much more. I think it's going to be a cult classic in a couple of years. It's a one of a kind movie, an perfectly engineered thrill-ride by a true master of his craft.
PELHAM got pretty decent reviews.... by Orbots Commander	Jun 14th, 2009 12:53:42 PM
...including a good write up in The New York Times and The Wall Street Journal. Both reviews noted that one of the reasons this movie works is Brian Helgeland's screenplay. I love LA CONFIDENTIAL so hopefully he pens a few more studio scripts. In any case, the movie didn't do that great in terms of BO. It came in third, I think, over the weekend. I think it was released at the wrong time. Thrillers like these need a late fall, November-ish release, as its in line with the more adult fare of the season. It was inevitable that PELHAM would get lost in the summertime, crammed between raunchy comedies, a Pixar movie, and CGI spectacles.
NO! avoid the SWINE FLU, stay at home or die!!! by SylarTheCylon	Jun 14th, 2009 01:47:15 PM
Why no stories on how the movie industry covered up the swine flu pandemic so people wouldn't stop going to the cinema?
Drag Me to Hell is rubbish. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 14th, 2009 01:57:38 PM
473 jump scares and an oral fixation. Talking goats are silly, not scary. Definately a love it - loathe it experience.
He will love the Sandra Bullock thing. by Subtitles_Off	Jun 14th, 2009 01:58:59 PM
Because it's got Ryan Reynold's abs.
I wanted to buttfuck Travolta in the face by Cruel_Kingdom	Jun 14th, 2009 02:04:40 PM

Haven't seen it yet... by Kid Z	Jun 14th, 2009 02:11:33 PM
... heard it's not-so-bad-even-kinda-good. Sort of sad though re: the current state of affairs of the industry when the best you can say about one of these endless remakes is, "Well, at least it didn't figuratively spew bloody diarrhea all over the original".
LOL, Kid Z by Orbots Commander	Jun 14th, 2009 02:53:12 PM
Permission to use the phrase 'bloody diarrhea', please. Thanks. Love that phrase; I'll strive to use it in my day to day conversation: "This cheeseburger tastes okay, but at least it's not bloody diarrhea."
by Harry Weinstein	Jun 14th, 2009 05:14:27 PM
"Well, at least it didn't figuratively spew bloody diarrhea all over the original". Matter of opinion. I think it absolutely does spew bloody diarrhea all over it. Remember how critics basically gave a pass to INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL even though it was total shit? This is this year's INDY 4 - the movie that inexplicably gets a pass from most critics even though it's painfully obvious that it's painfully bad. Wifi on the 6 train.
Poor Denzel by lockesbrokenleg	Jun 14th, 2009 08:38:50 PM
He just never gets a break.
Haven't seen this movie BUT by S-Mart shopper	Jun 14th, 2009 09:24:00 PM
How in the world did it get a 100mill budget?
Also watching the original on CW by AICNsucks	Jun 14th, 2009 11:07:11 PM
I forgot just how much most soundtracks sucked in the '70's as well as the dialogue, direction, lighting, sound, hell practically everything in that decade sucked. No wonder why Harry likes it so much. I think I'll flip the TV back to "Jacob's Ladder." I forgot just how hot Elizabeth Pena used to be.
After shelling out $37 bucks for ROTF IMAX tickets, I'm taking a by ganymede3010	Jun 14th, 2009 11:43:15 PM
This will be out on DVD in 2 months. I'm sure it's a good movie though.
Anyone knows a movie with Denzel in which... by ricarleite2	Jun 15th, 2009 07:59:24 AM
... he doesn't carry a gun around? I can't remember one!
I don't think Denzel held a gun in The Hurricane by Nasty In The Pasty	Jun 15th, 2009 08:07:51 AM

sounds like poopy by SkeletonParty	Jun 15th, 2009 11:05:02 AM
poopy
The remake is quite good by fassbinder79	Jun 15th, 2009 11:37:17 AM
The original is obviously still better overall. But the new film has some elements I like much more. Very entertaining regardless.
Denzel and Blair Underwood to remake The Odd Couple!!! by Sequitur	Jun 15th, 2009 11:37:30 AM
Take it to the bannk, Frank!
Ridley is no Tony by fassbinder79	Jun 15th, 2009 11:38:37 AM

Just watched the original on cable by Stabby	Jun 15th, 2009 01:40:29 PM
If you haven't seen it do yourself a favor and watch that instead of the remake. Both Robert Shaw and Walter Mathau are fantastic. I was rooting for both the bad guy to get away with it and the good guy everyman to stop him at the same time. Robert Shaw is just so ubercool and ruthless I was really disappointed SPOILER that he had to stop and kill the hippy cop instead of getting away. Yes, there are some annoying 70s characters in the film, but they all get their asses handed to them by Shaw and Mathau. They really don't make movies like this anymore. They just remake them and they fucking suck. Gerald Butler would have been a better choice to play the Shaw character, Morgan Freeman, the Mathau role IMO.
Screw remakes of classics and their idiotic backstories! by Redmond	Jun 15th, 2009 08:50:22 PM
Who gives a shit about WHY these characters are doing anything? I just saw the original again on TV and was not only struck again by how well it holds up as an action movie, but also its wonderful humor and its kinetic view of New York as a multicultural hotbed of egos, eccentrics and complainers. But one thing it didn't have was stupid back stories and explanations. Know why Robert Shaw held up the train? Money! That's it. That made him scarier, not that he's some Wall St. asshole or whatever Travolta is suppose to be in this movie. You can't reason with a guy who knows exactly what he wants. That's what made Rickman in DIE HARD so great. And Matthau wasn't some complex, failed figure looking for redemption. He was just a lunchbox Joe doing his job during his shift. It was purely simple and beautiful. Every time you see a lame back story like this remake has, you can pretty much tell it came rolling out of a development meeting.
Harry A Better Travolta Movie Line For Nameing This Site by Red Dawn Don	Jun 15th, 2009 09:36:57 PM
Harry A Better Travolta Movie Line For Nameing This Site is... STRANDED-AT-THE-DRIVE-IN.C_M You know from the movie GREASE. The song goes: Stranded At The Drive-In, Branded A fool, What Will They Say, Monday At School... Either that name or BEAUTY SCHOOL DROP OUT.
ex-loathesome Wall Street guy? by DoctorWho?	Jun 17th, 2009 12:15:56 PM
So, he's not loathesome anymore?
RE: Robert Shaw by DoctorWho?	Jun 17th, 2009 12:19:00 PM
Truly the toughest guy ever to grace a movie screen. Cagney? Douglas? Lancaster? Shit...Love those guys but Robert Shaw would have them staring at their shoes with just a word or two.
DRAG ME TO HELL is still in theaters, you know by NoDiggity	Jun 18th, 2009 11:29:26 AM
Please go see it Why are you wasting time with these bad movies when Sam Raimi's fantastic "Drag Me to Hell" is still in theaters? Join the "Drag Me To Hell" talkback! http://tinyurl.com/ll7s4p http://www.aintitcool.com/talk back_display/40453
How much longer will Harry continue to... by Harry Weinstein	Jun 18th, 2009 01:41:39 PM
...not correct his review to give David Shire proper credit for the music in the original PELHAM ONE TWO THREE? Lalo Schifrin is awesome, but he had nothing to do with TAKING OF PELHAM ONE TWO THREE. And clearly, were this site to be created today and take its name from the PELHAM remake, it would be lickmybungholenews.com - obviously.
Where do I bash Revenge of the Fallen? by Smashing	Jun 19th, 2009 07:50:10 AM
Loved the first film, want a refund over the second, is it not reviewed here?
by MRTHEBOXOFFICE	Jun 21st, 2009 06:46:24 PM
This movie looks about as good as Pink Panther 2. Remake of a movie that Ive never even cared about. wow about as clever as the remake of the Poseidon Adventure!
I want a TV series with James Gandolfini as the MAYOR. by riskebiz	Jun 22nd, 2009 09:20:28 AM
His character was the only saving grace of this movie ... so much so that I would really love an HBO series about his character. Really interesting character with a lot of stories that could be plundered with him.
a nothing movie by aclockworkkebab	Jun 23rd, 2009 05:53:37 PM
this was the most obvious case of middle of the road film making ive ever come across, MOR acting MOR script MOR bad guy, im a fan of everybody involved in this film so how did they make a movie that just screams Irrelevance, i just thought what was the point in making this movie it had nothing new to say and didnt redeem itself by doing what it did with any style or passion just a waste of everybodies time wasnt bad, wasnt anything

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