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wow
by phalaughul
Aug 28th, 2008
07:56:58 AM
very interesting you say that, cuz its true, people in a case do bullshit, and throw politics or a life story in the talkback section. Go Mori! you really are quite lucky to see appoloosa, wating to see that myself
I.O.U.S.A.? I Owe U Some Ass?
by Silver Shamrock
Aug 28th, 2008
07:57:11 AM
by the way...
by phalaughul
Aug 28th, 2008
07:57:22 AM
First!
I know what you mean, Mori.
by DocPazuzu
Aug 28th, 2008
07:59:47 AM
I used to review movies for a couple of newspapers and would marvel at other critics sitting in the dark during press screenings with their pads, pencils and tiny flashlights taking notes.

I always preferred letting the movie do its thing to me before committing so much as a word to paper, or even the THOUGHT of a word to paper until after the movie was over.

If something funny happened onscreen, I was invariably the only person to chuckle or laugh in the theater. The penlight contingent, I felt, put up an invisible wall between themselves and the movie which meant they weren't watching it like a normal person would. There's no way in hell a film will get a fair shake with that in mind.

That was a lot of reading.
by Knuckleduster
Aug 28th, 2008
08:07:31 AM
My eyes hurt.
Appaloosa looks awesome.
by EyeofPolyphemus
Aug 28th, 2008
08:08:28 AM
Ed Harris is the man.
That Thing You Do.
by Finding Forrestal
Aug 28th, 2008
08:16:48 AM
The director's cut also contains a subplot about Hanks' character being gay. Very strange. Great movie though.
The Hunt For Red October is a fucking classic.
by Finding Forrestal
Aug 28th, 2008
08:27:22 AM
Seriously one of my favorite films of all time. The BluRay release almost has me convinced to take the plunge into HD. I already own the shitty original DVD as well as the slightly improved version from 2003, so I might as well add this to my collection as I'm sure McTiernan could use the money. Hopefully, when he gets out of jail (or has he already been released?) he'll make the career comeback I know he's capable of. I have my fingers crossed...
Well, I know I can't see...
by KillerTomato
Aug 28th, 2008
08:39:38 AM
Man On Wire, if even the poster is that vertiginous. I wonder how many people are going to see that thinking he might go splat? (Yes, I'm well aware he's still alive.)
Thanks for this, Mori.
by Fawst
Aug 28th, 2008
08:40:39 AM
It's always a pleasure reading your columns, and the longer ones are a special treat.

You're absolutely right about Baldwin and McT. Don't get me wrong, I think that Patriot Games is a fantastic film. Not quite on the level of greatness that HFRO was, but close enough to not really matter. Hunt was one of the first truly "adult" (and by adult, I mean absolutely mature) films I saw in the theater. I didn't "get it" back then, and it hurt. I knew that beyond the "oh cool, submarines!" moments, there was a great story, but I just didn't have the worldly knowledge to understand it. Funny how you can grow up in an era (end of the Cold War) and really have no concept of what's going on around you. At any rate, I knew that one day I would be able to understand the damn thing and love it even more. And that day eventually came, probably only a couple years later. And it was fantastic. I've seen it dozens (literally, I used to watch it every other day, if not daily, for a few months a couple years back) of times, and that was when I was blown away by how clear the DVD transfer was at the time. Can't wait to get this on BR.

I.O.U.S.A. is, I'm guessing, either a documentary or a docu-drama about the National Debt. Yah, that will piss me off.
Jesus Mori!
by Marxeffect
Aug 28th, 2008
08:50:40 AM
I honestly don't think I could cope with digesting all those movies in 1 week! Especially if its ones you haven't seen before. A tip of the hat to you sir.
"where’s-the-third-act? ending"
by half vader
Aug 28th, 2008
08:55:29 AM
Exactly my reaction to Rogue as well in its initial TB! Good fun flick and all but just missing a couple of story beats at the end to make it actually satisfying. The last scene comes up and you're all like, "that's IT?!".
Straight Time
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
09:04:38 AM
Saw that in the theater in the '70s (yup, I'm aging myself), and fell for Theresa Russell from that film. Look at Hoffman's output from The Graduate through to Tootsie, to see an actor rarely make a mistep.

And it's interesting that your line-up of Hoffman, DeNiro, Pacino and Nicholson have all become paycheck actors..Hackman is probably the only actor I recall from that period that went out with grace, and Eastwood defines his mastery behind the camera.

Amazon links
by Gelogurte
Aug 28th, 2008
09:15:41 AM
Hey, Mori! Why don't you put the links to Amazon like Harry does in his column? I didn't even know that MARRIED LIFE was out in blu-ray... but I sure will buy it now. So why shouldn't AICN make a quick buck? Just a sugestion. Loved the column. And I know it's hard for you to keep up with this kind of article but... keep it up. And yes, I too think Quint is the man!
Why does direct to DVD have to alwyas be for shit...
by FlickaPoo
Aug 28th, 2008
09:16:39 AM
...movies? I have a dream. In that dream direct to DVD can be used sort of the way the Literary Fiction division is used in publishing...an opportunity to take a chance on worthy material with a limited budget. It could work a bit like the way HBO became a safe haven for a while for talented writers, actors, and directors who wanted to make interesting work outside of the bullshit summer tentpole movie pressures. Right now of course stuff like that would just get lost in the flood of releases, so some small outfit would have to carve out a little niche...become known for cool stuff. People around here keep talking about a DARK TOWER film...I think that would suck as a big studio thing...I'd rather see that lower budget...five or ten or fifteen films...take risks and go straight to DVD. Besides, if it ended up being great you know smaller theaters would start running it...
brilliant column
by NedNederlander
Aug 28th, 2008
09:16:53 AM
thanks for this, amazing to see how many movies you've got through in just a week, how do you find time to do all the other stuff??, the writing, the family, washing, eating... much respect. and i hope this column can continue.
Appaloosa
by Crow3711
Aug 28th, 2008
09:23:30 AM
I really want to hear more about this one. Ed Harris and Viggo in a Western sounds pretty solid to me, and I'm glad to hear Mori really liked it, makes me excited. Also, nice work on the That Thing You Do praise, that movie is one-derful (yikes) and its nice to hear some praise for some of these gems that may have bee forgotten. Great article.
Ed Harris
by kwisatzhaderach
Aug 28th, 2008
09:37:55 AM
is the man. His performance in The Abyss is sensational. Can't wait for Appaloosa.
What was your excuse...
by xavier masterson
Aug 28th, 2008
09:40:05 AM
for missing all those self imposed deadlines before you were a distracted father of two? We kid because we love, mori.
Nice column.
by Darkman
Aug 28th, 2008
09:46:09 AM
Though I liked both films, I agree with you about PENELOPE and MISS PETTIGREW LIVES FOR A DAY.

The cast did a good job carrying PENELOPE and I think it was because of them (mainly Ricci, Dinklage and O'Hara) that I liked it more than I should've.

MISS PETTIGREW was, now that I think of it, pretty tension-free, but the two leads were fantastic (honestly, it was Adams who enticed me to see the film in the first place).
Best Thing on this Site in 4ever.
by lagomorph
Aug 28th, 2008
10:01:29 AM
That was great. No pretensions of being a full review. The side story and personal stuff, mixed in to the comments without being glaring mood shifts. Holy shit you watcha lot of movies. When do you have time to write them!?
Burn Notice
by lagomorph
Aug 28th, 2008
10:02:49 AM
Completely worth the space on the Tivo. Better to watch it week by week than in one go. Its definitely built that way.
Flicapoo
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
10:05:52 AM
I know what you mean. Movies like The Last Seduction and Red Rock West are prime examples. Direct to video is the drive-in-B-movie dumping grounds nowadays.

I noticed that Midnight Meat Train was playing in the discount second run theaters for its first run. Maybe thats an alternative.

RighteousBro
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
10:25:59 AM
I would say possibly Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Leavitt are amassing an impressive list of work, but no one with the undeniable magic those actors had. There is a wide array of actors from that period that would be hard to match nowadays..Paul Newman, Steve McQueen, Robert Redford, Charles Bronson....and on and on.
“Is that animated?”
by Sith Witch
Aug 28th, 2008
10:42:37 AM
I don't know that's a good response to a live-action film. If the clarity's so crisp that what should be live-action looks like a cartoon, then what has the home theatre dream come to?
Nice write up
by Turd Furgeson
Aug 28th, 2008
10:45:51 AM
Love it Mori. This is the exact amount of commentary on each film. I didn't get bored or have an ADD moment and skip ahead. Kept my attention and gave me some cool stuff to put on my Q. I've been trying to find a way to see I.O.U.S.A so i'm way fucking jealous you saw it. That movie is going to be huge.
Sith Witch
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
10:54:28 AM
It could be the picture set up. Most retailers will display their flat screens at the dynamic picture setting for maximum contrast, sharpness and color, which provides a picture that "pops" but may be a bit much for home viewing. Mom and Pop may be using the factory presets. The picture can be tweaked for a more filmlike quality.
Encough with the excuses
by zacdilone
Aug 28th, 2008
11:20:26 AM
Just write. You know, I suck at writing emails to friends. But I learned a long time ago that they don't want my once-yearly emails to start off with a litany about why I can't find time to write them. That just makes them feel even more distant. All they want is some news and a moment of connection. By starting off articles with excuses about why there aren't more articles, AICN writers distance themselves even more from the rabble. Just give us some news, reviews, and a moment of connection.
I'm coming out...
by The Ringwraith
Aug 28th, 2008
11:25:29 AM
...as a That Thing You Do lover! I always thought I was alone in feeling it was a wonderfully-made film. One thing I think Mori should have mentioned is that TTYD is rated G. Its completely inoffensive, wholesome entertainment and yet it never feels phoney. Its genuinely entertaining for people of all ages. Thats an impressive balancing act from Hanks as a writer and director. And That Thing You Do is just a fabulous song...it was written by Adam Schlesinger who also wrote "Pop! Goes My Heart" in Music and Lyrics.
I'm going to need the Cliff Notes version
by CherryValance
Aug 28th, 2008
11:47:22 AM
Dude, I can't read all of that. Seriously I looked at the pictures and skipped to the parts that looked interesting. I didn't realize there was a director's cut of THAT THING YOU DO! I'll have to check it out since I loved the movie when it came out. (The song's stuck in my head just thinking about it.) I also loved MISS PETTIGREW. It reminded me of THE MARRYING MAN somehow. Same vibe.
Woah, looking forward to Appaloosa
by eggart
Aug 28th, 2008
11:51:10 AM
Westerns are a dearly missed genre.

by somethingcool
Aug 28th, 2008
11:57:23 AM
For the love of God, just stick to one column. It's getting way too complicated. Stick to this column, please!!!!!!!!!!
good idea for a column
by davidaq
Aug 28th, 2008
12:02:27 PM
hope to see it again before the year is out :)
I look forward to your Appaloosa review, Mori
by O_Goncho
Aug 28th, 2008
12:03:50 PM
I'm very excited for that one.
Now even more so
by O_Goncho
Aug 28th, 2008
12:04:40 PM
Thanks to your one-sentence review there.
Appaloosa looks interesting...
by BizarroJerry
Aug 28th, 2008
12:06:40 PM
but I very often dislike Zellweger. Ed, Viggo and Jeremy are cool, though. Plus, I feel like I know Viggo after seeing his willy in Eastern Promises.
Tom Hanks
by the beef
Aug 28th, 2008
12:07:47 PM
Yeah, one feature. He's done a lot of TV work though on HBO series'. Maybe that's what he prefers.
MAN ON WIRE
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 28th, 2008
12:12:04 PM
Fucking 'A, Moriarty. I'm glad to see that you had a chance to catch it. It's an incredible film; one that left me shaking my head during the film and afterwards.

And I haven't heard one thing about APPALOOSA but it sounds like it could be quite the surprise. Hope to see your thoughts on it soon.

Mori - any news on THE ROAD?
by Mr. Nice Gaius
Aug 28th, 2008
12:15:35 PM
A couple of weeks ago, USA Today had a small write-up and some great photographs. I'm hoping we get some good scoops soon.
skimn
by the beef
Aug 28th, 2008
12:16:09 PM
I'd agree about Gosling. Gordon-Levitt has potential, but I don't think he's really landed that "role" yet to put his face out there as a must-see actor. Ledger was gaining big notariety, and Gyllenhaal also has potential. It's hard to compare this generation of actors w/ the the guys who came along in the late 60s and 70s, because the films themselves nowadays just aren't nearly as interesting, especially towards creating complex characterizations for actors to work with. Are Dicaprio and Damon still considered "young" actors?
Appaloosa
by MacTard420
Aug 28th, 2008
12:24:28 PM
How is an Ed Harris directed Western not a big deal? How come i didn't hear of this movie until now!?!?
Man on a Wire
by nyj_et
Aug 28th, 2008
12:36:53 PM
I'm so pissed that this isn't playing anywhere near me. Makes me wish I never left The City.
DiCaprio and Damon...hmmmmm
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
12:38:52 PM
Someone, I think it was bringingsexyback, brought up a Towering Inferno remake, and as much as I dislike remakes, this could be one that works because the original is pretty cheesy with all the soap operatics. DiCaprio and Damon in the Newman and McQueen roles..??? They are in their mid to late thirties aren't they?
Re: Towering Inferno
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
12:39:58 PM
..oh and find a role for Robert Downey Jr somewhere.
Also...GENE HACKMAN
by the beef
Aug 28th, 2008
12:40:46 PM
Why does nobody consider Hackman when discussing the best actors from the late 60s and 70s? The man has successfully and highly convincingly portrayed characters from deeply feared (The French Connection, Unforgiven) to deeply full of fear and troubled (The Conversation) and just about everything in between. He can be a powerful leader (Hoosiers, Crimson Tide) or a follower (Bonnie and Clyde). He can be a genius (Superman), or pathetic (The Royal Tenenbaums, Get Shorty). He can even be downright hysterical (Heartbreakers). I realize he hasn't had the major "important" roles of the time like the others have, but he's retained his consistency and I think has mattered much longer than any of the unarguable greats of his time, minus Nicholson.
Regarding "Sex Drive"...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 28th, 2008
12:56:44 PM
...is Clark Duke any good in it? I went to school with him and I kind of thought he was a bit of a douche, so I've avoided his work so far.
Heroes 2 Should Be Cut Some Slack!!
by What The Duck
Aug 28th, 2008
01:14:34 PM
Im sick of people talking like this is the worst season ever. How can u judge a show that wasn't even aloud it's full season? You wanna see a shitty season of a show check out Sarah Conner Chronicles!
Good work here Mori..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:23:00 PM
You do a nice job of covering all those films, and I'd love to see you do it as often as the time allows. Had free tickets to see Sex Drive, but found out too late to go. Appaloosa looks good. Glad to hear it is.

Can we expect to see these more regularly?

Also..
by Jonah Echo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:24:05 PM
love CJ7. Kung-fu Hustle is still my fave, but this one really shows an understanding of comedy and film that I think it's lightweight slapstick nature belies.
Re: Hackman
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
01:26:09 PM
I did mention Hackman as bowing out with grace (I do believe he has retired from acting), instead of the "paycheck" roles that the others have been taking of late.
assorted thoughts
by Bloo
Aug 28th, 2008
01:28:54 PM
TTYD is a great movie, I enjoyed it first run (was really getting into Fountains of Wayne at that time), it was where I first saw Tom Everett Scott and Steve Zahn, Tom Hanks was great, just a fun movie, and am very interested in seeing the Directors Cut (which I have heard about for awhile)

Gene Hackman really should be counted in that great panathon of actors, as for young actors under 40, the problem is as soon as they show some promise the studios start throwing money at them to be in big budget movies (see JGL in GI Joe) and we also don't have the talent of writers and directors that the 70s had, who do we have that compares to 70's Coppola, Speilberg, Lucas, Kubrick, Shrader, Scorecese, Bogdonavich, etc

Please write about "Payday". Give it exposure.
by JackRabbitSlim
Aug 28th, 2008
01:33:17 PM
For my money, greatest fictional film about musicians on the road. Wipes the sawdust-covered floor of the honkytonks he played in with "Almost Famous"'s M.O.R. candyass.
The young Redford and Newman of our day
by half vader
Aug 28th, 2008
01:35:15 PM
DiCaprio and Pitt (Crowe and Norton are more Richard Burton & Brando types I reckon).

Let the sledging begin!

"Apaloosa". Cover art by the guys who were inspired by
by half vader
Aug 28th, 2008
01:39:15 PM
the guys who brought you the cover art for Deadwood".

Hey, they actually say "from the studio that brought you" with a straight face, so that can't be too far behind. Veggo even looks a bit like Olyphant there - although Harris looks like Eastwood...

Brad Pitt = Robert Redford
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
02:07:14 PM
Both are/were accused of being "pretty boy" actors coasting on their good looks, despite roles that prove their acting range. Yea, I can buy that analogy.
ZARDOZ
by Gorgomel
Aug 28th, 2008
02:19:11 PM
this film is the pinnacle of Sean Connery’s career
So much better than Quint
by weedburglar
Aug 28th, 2008
02:23:06 PM
Of the movies Moriarty reviewed, and I saw, I agree with him 100%. Its nice having someone on this site who I can trust to give an honest and accurate review. KEEP IT UP MORIARTY, YOU ARE A BADASS
leobloom
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
02:31:01 PM
with a dash of MacGyver..would love to see his cell phone bills, he's rigging a couple every episode.
APPALOOSA
by MaxTheSilent
Aug 28th, 2008
02:31:51 PM
I've been waiting for this movie for a dog's age. I read the Robert B. Parker novel in one sitting and knew that it was virtually cinema-ready. Hopefully it doesn't get buried. And face it, Ed harris and Viggo Mortensen were born to star in a bad-ass western like this.
See, the thing about Bill Maher...
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Aug 28th, 2008
02:37:07 PM
And his film "Religous" is that I know how much he HATES conservative Christians. Now I can understand how conservative Christians, especially the really nutty ones, can annoy you. But when you go out to make a movie that shows the folly of the very people you HATE, it sort defeats any purpose of trying to be open minded. It also tends to paint very broad strokes with a wide brush, and mislabel all people who might believe a certain thing.

I will be interested to see "Religous" and Mori's comment that the radicals will want Maher's head makes me all the more interested, but yet it also depresses me because it will once again bring out the screamers. There are those who HATE conservative Christians, and then there are the radical whack jobs who HATE everyone who doesn't think like them, and then there is the %90 of us left over who are told that we must fall into one of the above camps. What if I don't wanna? What if I want to not perscribe to a single religion, but also accept and live peacefully with those who take every word the Bible says literally. Or what if I decide to be one of those people, do I have to lose my rights to be part of the conversation, or does my word not count because now I am one of "those" people.

Remember MLK's dreams about racial harmony? I think the same sentiment need be said for socio-religous-political harmoney. One day the screamers and the smug arrogant jerks will stop forcing the public to choose a side. One day the Limbaughs and the Hannity's will no longer have an audience, and the Olbermann's and Moore's will be forced to shut up with no one left to argue with. This is the kind of stuff I would love to see.

Jeez, don't know how I landed there, but well there you go, that's my attempt to not shoot poo allover this talk back Mori. Even if I did go off on one small comment you made.

I love film, but it's not the singular greatest art form.
by rbatty024
Aug 28th, 2008
02:37:37 PM
The greatest art form is arguably epic poetry, or possibly the novel. Film is pretty cool though.

I agree that Quint's column is fantastic, although there were some might fine reviews to be had in this article as well.

you sat through the entire Season 2 of Heroes?
by Rupee88
Aug 28th, 2008
02:37:52 PM
when you didn't like the first season? I don't really get that...I bet you fast-forwarded an awful lot.
Don't forget
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
02:37:56 PM
Gabrielle Anwar's never looked hotter. Damn straight this shows as easy as rum + your favorite mixer.
Thanks, Man
by Sgt.Steiner
Aug 28th, 2008
02:59:24 PM
Thanks, Mori. Columns like this are why I love Ain't It Cool. Informative, witty, incisive, and full of the enthusiasm only a true cinephile could bring. Props.
"And I’m not sure ever quite nail it down."
by landosystem
Aug 28th, 2008
03:19:17 PM
That is wrong sentence make.
Saw Appaloosa trailer at Tropic Thunder...
by MCVamp
Aug 28th, 2008
03:22:13 PM
Christ that looks good. I imagine Clooney thinks he's Newman to Pitt's Redford. He's wrong, because even Clooney's best roles aren't only about as convincing as Newman is in a toga on the label for his Caesar Salad dressing. But I imagine Clooney thinks it.
Surwise and more
by psychedelic
Aug 28th, 2008
03:29:27 PM
Surfwise and another documentary called Crazy Love are probably the best portraits of insanity I’ve seen this year. Surfwise stuck with me for quite a while after seeing it. I’m being literal when I say how Paskowitz raised his kids was insane. In simplest terms, insanity is the inability to differentiate between reality and fantasy. By not allowing his children education and normal social interaction, Paskowitz denied the reality of our complicated society in which his kids would inevitably live as adults. Letting the ruling utopian fantasy in his head guide his actions as a parent was madness. It was unfathomably selfish and he exerted behavioral and mental control equal to a cult. What’s insidious about Paskowitz is his initial broad ideals are appealing. I agree with a fair amount of what he said. His commitment to their execution is astounding and ultimately bonkers. Doug Pray is one of the best documentarians working today. His work deserves more attention.

I agree Jack Nicholson has done a lot of “paycheck” movies in the past decade. However, I thought his performance along with Morgan Freeman’s were superb in The Bucket List. I was surprised how much I liked it. It’s Rob Reiner best flick in a long time. Another good Nicholson performance in this decade is in The Pledge. Try another in an overlooked movie from the 90s called Blood and Wine.

I know people endlessly whine, bitch, moan, complain, and criticize this but I’d like it if you put Amazon links on the posters for the films. I earmark movies of interest on my list at Amazon, not necessarily to buy, but so I don’t forget the titles later. I can already hear the barrage of vitriol calling me an Amazon plant for saying this. Uuuuugh.

Good column, Mori. And yes, Quint is The Man for AMAD.

Great column Mori
by ED2D2
Aug 28th, 2008
03:37:16 PM
Enjoyed the column. Kudos man!
Amazing G
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Aug 28th, 2008
03:39:36 PM
And I understand that, all hatred and bigotry will never go away completely. But one of the biggest reasons, I see this hatred continuing is because of this constant need for people to "pick a side" and then blindly defend everyone "on their side" no matter what.

I really think people believe that its better to defend the racist on their side, because "at least he doesn't believe what those other people believe." And everyone does it! Many Democrats will blindly support other Democrats, no matter their missteps and issues, because to criticize them would be to give in to the evil Republicans.

And Christians will follow whoever the latest big preacher/politician/personalit y is no matter what they do, because they invoke the name of their lord.

We have taken on this mafioso mentality where we believe that we must "never go against the family" and if we do we must do it behind closed doors so that the other side doesn't hear and use that armor against us. Everyone has to be labeled, everyone must say they are this or that. This goes beyond politics and religion into sports (I'm a Sox fan, therefore I hate you, the Yankees fan, even though I don't know you) to hobbies (I surf Wind'N'Sea, you don't live within 5 miles of my beach, I will now key your car and slash your tires, this beach is MINE!) to random pop culture crap (I'm a Trekky, I therefore must hate Star Wars, and I also like Iron Man, therefore Dark Knight sucks and all DC properties are crap!).

It is socially acceptable to take on the same immature monikers of being "labeled" like we did in High School with nerds and jocks. We seem to revel in this aspect of choosing sides. And just because you dislike the "jocks" for their arrogant ways and their cheap shots on the nerds, makes you no better than they are when you stereotype all people who play sports because "they have it coming."

Look, I understand that human existence is nothing but the history of "picking sides" but we have taken it to the extreme, and have made acceptable for those, whose side was picked on last, to lash out at the most populated side because, well, "I was picked on by one of them, therefore all of them deserve to be punished for that one's past actions."

Okay, stepping down from the soap box, any takers, anyone want to jump up there and challenge me, go ahead, I don't mind, that's why we chat.

Psych
by skimn
Aug 28th, 2008
03:50:17 PM
I think that Nicholson's performance in About Schmidt was the best I've seen of his work lately. That should have been the award winner, not for his OCD performance.
Skimn
by psychedelic
Aug 28th, 2008
03:59:39 PM
He was very good in About Schmidt though I thought the movie as a whole was okay and a bit overrated. What's compelling is how he puts on a benign polite exterior yet is scarcastic, uncensored, and bitter inside. The differnce between the two really works. Generally, The Academy goes for the big showy stuff rather than subtlety so he got the nod for As Good As It Gets, not that it was a bad performance. And so Hollywood turns.
fuck you Moriarty you arrogant cunt!!
by GOD IS A COCK TEASE
Aug 28th, 2008
05:46:58 PM
get off your high horse you fucking pretentious hack. dont act like you stay here because you like it. you stare here because you cant live on the 20 grand a year you make with your shit fucking scripts. made for tv anthology horror, wow real fucking impressive you dumb bastard. fuck this column. Fuck you. and fuck anything you have ever conceived. you are worthless, dull, and a pain in my fucking ass. from now on this cock tease only reads quint columns. at least he doesnt take himself so fucking serious. fucking prick. GROW UP U FUCKING MAN CHILD!
Stallone on the Rambo cover
by Prossor
Aug 28th, 2008
05:57:21 PM
looks like a butch middle-aged lesbian, the combo between the photoshop touchups and his naturally screwed face, the roids, the face lift, just makes a bad result.
I have to imagine that Cock Tease
by Mel Gibsteinberg
Aug 28th, 2008
05:57:54 PM
Screams at billboards as he drives along the freeway...

"FUCK YOU advertisements, how dare you impede my vision, everytime I look at you, you are there, GAHHHH, so irritating!"

Once home, Cock Tease turns on the TV, as always, and then goes off on the programming

GODDAMMIT TV! You fucking suck! Your programming is terrible, be more funny, or interesting, stop sucking so badly!"

It really is pretty sad.

Mel...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 28th, 2008
07:54:34 PM
... it's sort of amazing from an anthroplogical standpoint, isn't it? Watching someone read something like today's column and then respond with that sort of animal rage that has no connection to anything. It's odd how personal some people take the mere act of writing about movies. Well played, Senor Cock Tease. Well played, indeed.
Brevity . . .
by Deagol21
Aug 28th, 2008
08:04:34 PM
is the name of the game, Mori. I've been reading AICN since 2001, and I have to say - your columns definitely take first prize for excess verbiage. I understand your love for film, I really do. I love movies, and I love reading people's opinions on movies. However, I do NOT enjoy reading an entire thesis on a film. You often complain about not having enough time to write about everything you want. And you talk about how amazed you are that Quint is able to crank out a piece every day. But there's one big difference between your columns and his - about 15 pages worth of text! Keep it short and sweet, and you'll soon find you have a lot more time to write about all the things you want to. I enjoy your opinions, and even agree with them much of the time, but I have to say I often skip your columns if I see that it's going to take me an hour to get through it. I'd much rather read Massawyrm or Capone's reviews. Jeez, even Harry's pieces are significantly shorter than your are most of the time. Maybe it's the editor in me talking (I work as an editor for a publishing company) but try cutting your text down by about half (minimum) and you'll find yourself with more time, and more ambition to stick to a regular schedule.
get well soon
by utfluke
Aug 28th, 2008
08:12:36 PM
105 degree fever is not to be f*cked with. Get better soon.
Great Column, man
by T 1000 xp professional
Aug 28th, 2008
10:07:33 PM
I swear a spirit of inspiration and good will came over me as I read that little talkback portion of your piece. You're Damn Right this is all for the love of movies and I do stress that people don't forget that as they bite their malicious tongues on this site. Yes Quint is an animal, but so CAN YOU!... I've been seeing that year my parents went on vacation flick at blockbuster but have been holding out, now I got the green light. Verrry excited 'bout Appaloosa now. Anywho, goohd shtuff and I'll be looking forward to future journal incarnations :)
about Cock Tease..
by T 1000 xp professional
Aug 28th, 2008
10:16:59 PM
just ignore him
Keep this comin, Mori...
by Somerichs
Aug 28th, 2008
10:55:32 PM
It's a great companion piece to Harry's DVD review [to which Harry has been surprisingly (and uncharacteristically?) devoted of late] and Quint's movie a day. I like that this column hits not only on DVDs, but current and future releases, as well. Hell, I say throw in the kitchen sink and give us a little of everything "cool" you're viewing or hearing: books, music, TV. As another poster noted, keep it brief and it'll be no problem. I've slowly but surely learned that in my own work (writing, but technical/business-y). Anyway, I'll be on the lookout and hope to see these on a regular basis. Rock on, my brother!
"this silly little flibbertigibbet"
by half vader
Aug 28th, 2008
11:58:34 PM
Mori, great column, but that's about the gayest thing you've ever written. At least you don't force us to picture a 300 pound man "giggling like a schoolgirl" like Harry does though.
Half Vader...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 29th, 2008
12:58:11 AM
... oh, spare me. That's a perfectly good word that precisely describes a certain type of girl. I've met many of them, and I can think of no better way to evoke that particular image.
but honestly...
by La Frog
Aug 29th, 2008
01:26:42 AM
...CJ7 wasn't good. Period. Stephen Chow is cool, but this one was just pure crap. And very derivative to boot. You know it. no one wants to admit it because Chow is cool. but this one is crap.
You don't like heores??
by deanbarry
Aug 29th, 2008
02:38:04 AM
For shame..
by deanbarry
Aug 29th, 2008
02:40:38 AM
damn enter button! Blu-ray can make a movie something spectacular. Almost like seeing it for the first time. i watched batman begins and rambo on blu-ray, and my god. it was like i was sseeing them for the first time. Lush with colour, vibrant imagery that leapt of the screen. the sound enveloping you. totally a WOW experience and i am soooooooo glad i invested in a player and wodescreen lcd tv.
Mori, here's a reason to like Heroes
by BadMrWonka
Aug 29th, 2008
02:58:48 AM
at least for me: I've never READ a comic book. there are people out there who are getting this stuff for the first time and loving it. and there are people in the talkbacks (chrth, profl ikamono, ororo, napoleon park) all of whom know a shit ton more about comics than me, and still love it.

I think the first season was great because of the pacing, the cliffhangers that were unusually harsh and vivid, and Hiro. 2nd season fucked up the cliffhangers (let them last a commercial instead of a week) and stuck Hiro in nonsense land with a drunk white dude. I still have hopes for season 3, except I think the loss of Bryan Fuller was the catalyst for its mediocrity.

at any rate. Heroes at least deserves points for bringing this to prime time TV, and doing so with such success, yeah?

Not heard of Appallooosia...loosa...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 29th, 2008
03:08:54 AM
Why not? Good cast. Western. Strange. It looks like something right up my alley. Rouge is a good demonstration for Sam Worthington. When I heard he was cast in Avatar, I sort of choked. He seemed like a sub Edgerton, and the Edgertons are are pretty fucking sub as it is. But hes definately got charisma. Its a shame they needed a yank to "sell" the film, because hes got more leading man swagger than poor old Vartan.
Levitt and Gosling are both fantastic actors...
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 29th, 2008
03:15:10 AM
...But sadly the films just aren't there. It also doesn't help that actors like DiCaprio (not sledging him, hes undeniably talented) is constantly miscast is roles. Its this habbit of needing to fill the A List slot in a production instead of casting who simply works the best that sees it all fall apart. Then again, When Gosling or Levitt can get a role thats the equal of a Travis Bickle in a major hollywood film, I'm sure we'll all be impressed. As it is, they seem to come along once in a blue moon, and I'm sure Bardem and Lewis have dibs on them. Even if its written for a 13 year old girl.
Yes, fanboys, HEROES sucks!
by MaxTheSilent
Aug 29th, 2008
05:42:55 AM
Face it. When they run out of pre-existing comic book storylines to rip off the show will fade into obscurity, despite your paedophiliac fantasies about Hayden Panty-air.
Rent Prom Night.
by WhinyNegativeBitch
Aug 29th, 2008
07:50:36 AM
Its a must rent just for the most self deluded, embarassing making of in cinematic history. The film itself is truly wretched. Ever wondered what a horror film made by a 12 year old fat girl whose entire audio visual diet was supplied by MTV would look like? I will give it props for being the most lazily idiotic and incompetent screenplay of the year to go into production, and I must admit that I hold some respect for anyone who can actually create a film that has negative story. Literally nothing happens beyond "Crazy man stabs some people while girls debate and/or bitch about who will be prom queen, then a policeman shoots the crazy man." No, seriously. Moriarty was also correct in that it looks exactly like an episode of the hills. But heres the kicker, the making of features some television douchebags comparing their film (by far the worst of all the recent horror remakes), a film whose entire special effects budget consists of a bottle of ketchup, to Deliverence, Seven and Silence Of The Lambs. Yes, a film which closes with a montage of some dudes in their 30's poorly imitating the ending of footloose.
The reason I like Heroes...
by Lenny Nero
Aug 29th, 2008
09:58:36 AM
...is BECAUSE it's basically a compilation of dozens of disparate ideas that have been found before in comic book after comic book, finally put up on the screen -- albeit the small screen -- for mass consumption. Is that really the best way to make anything? Not really, but I'm glad it exists.

I really don't see much difference in what it cribs in comparison to the unoriginal -- yet the original -- Matrix. It's just not as well put together.

Straight Time is Top 5 Hoffman
by BenBraddock
Aug 29th, 2008
10:12:26 AM
Should definitely be seen if you haven't already done so. It's a typical 70s gem!
Moriarty, about Cock Tease
by hst666
Aug 29th, 2008
11:30:36 AM
I believe he wrote that in response to your comments about Talkback above - I do not think they were his genuine sentiment. I was tempted to write something puerile and pissy as an ironic "haha, I am going to do the very thing Moriarty rationally criticized above, just to be a dick." But that's my sense of humor.
Also, Mo Better Blues is Soike Lee's best film IMHO
by hst666
Aug 29th, 2008
11:32:00 AM
Great movie.
"Spike" - really need an edit feature.
by hst666
Aug 29th, 2008
11:32:38 AM
Hey, hey, Mori, I was just yanking your chain!
by half vader
Aug 29th, 2008
12:45:21 PM
Shoulda put a ;) at the end, obviously. For God's sake, give us dumb basic features like italics, and maybe things will get slightly better.

You're right - it's a perfectly good word. And yet, very gay. I keed because I love.

Oh and Mori, regarding Baptism
by half vader
Aug 29th, 2008
12:57:13 PM
You're really cool with it? It's the only sacrament I just can't come at, as it's built on the idea (well, more than that) that our children are born fundamentally flawed, with a black mark, and I just can't buy it. I know it ain't gonna happen, but they should drop it and make Confirmation Baptism instead. I'd like to hear your view of it (although I may inadvertantly kill the whole thread if you answer!).

My kids are one 8, and two 5-year-olds. Not having had them baptised, I am NOT popular with my Mum. Having said that, she sees elements of marriage as misogynistic insults, rather than stilted remnants of pagan rituals incorporated as familiar practices to draft said pagans...

you watched all that in one week?
by Bouncy X
Aug 29th, 2008
03:24:40 PM
wow, i realize this is sorta your job and passion and stuff but man, didnt you ever get tired of constantly having to watch something? did you ever have a chance to do anything else, like sleep or eat? :P
Half Vader...
by TheRealMoriarty
Aug 29th, 2008
03:27:53 PM
... I did it for my wife. I am not religious. I don't normally write about either politics or religion on this site, but with my RELIGULOUS review coming next week, I'm building myself an Iron Man Mark One outfit and getting ready to get my hands a little dirty...
C Tease is desperate for attention
by Knobules
Aug 29th, 2008
04:10:39 PM
We all know the garbage mouths who can only communicate with verbal assaults like that. Sad and desperate. Look at me Im the edgy potty mouth!. No life. How sad.
SURFWISE
by chook chutney
Aug 29th, 2008
06:59:19 PM
Great to read a bit about it here on AICN. I saw it at the beginning of the summer and loved the shit out of it.
Burn Notice....
by wyvern
Aug 29th, 2008
11:32:00 PM
Thanks for noticing the show mori.I only watching this past summer and really enjoyed it.I am hoping for some kind of season finale talkback on here cause this show is worthy of it.It's such a fun show to not get one would piss me off to eggsalad's dumbassness.ok...not that bad but would piss me off severly
Mori's Iron Man mark 1 suit
by half vader
Aug 30th, 2008
12:53:18 AM
Except WE get to flame YOU, right? ;)
Unknownuser
by half vader
Aug 30th, 2008
12:54:20 AM
I tried, but PARAGRAPHS man, for the love of God!
A younger generation
by DougMcKenzie
Aug 30th, 2008
04:05:34 PM
I agree in some regards to the lack of a real good generation of American actors to take over. Although at least De Niro, Pacino, Hoffman were able to hand off to Depp, Pitt, Crowe, Norton, MacGregor and Smith. Most of my favourite younger actors: Gosling, MacAvoy, Bana, Bale, Ledger (RIP), aren't American but they can decidely play American roles. Guys like Caine and Connery never really lost their accents when they came over so they were always viewed as foreigners. The ones I listed will probably be viewed by today's audience as if they always were Americans as they can do American accents convincingly and do so freely.
You lazy bastard!!!
by HEADGEEK
Aug 30th, 2008
05:08:30 PM
Write up full thoughts on APPALOOSA and MAN ON WIRE - Or I no sign your check! I feel da cheated! giggle
Man on Wire
by Larry of Arabia
Aug 30th, 2008
09:21:27 PM
It's been playing here (Stamford, CT) for a few weeks. It truly is a beautiful accomplishment. I'm a children's librarian and recommend the great picture book The Man who Walked Between the Towers to you. It's almost as magical as the film. The archival footage was breathtaking on the big screen, even though I'm sure it was never intended for the medium. The amazing thing is that the movie and the book both don't use Sept. 11 for easy sentiment. They rightly trust that the story of Petit is enough to carry you through the film. I hope it finds a wide audience on DVD, and gets played on huge sets.
There are still great actors out there.
by Larry of Arabia
Aug 30th, 2008
09:34:18 PM
I'd put up Denzel Washington an Daniel Day-Lewis up against any of them. What's changed is the way we treat the actors in the films. Back then we saw the actors almost only on film. One year we saw a down and out grifter, the next a guy playing a woman. Now we listen to commentaries on DVD and learn how they made these characters. Entertainment Tonight visits the sets for a behind the scenes look at the making of the films. The mystery of the process has been ripped away, never to return. In 1975 Daniel Plainview would have jumped out of the screen fully alive, and we'd be seeing him for the first time when we entered the theater. Now before we even see the film we know who the character is, what he will be doing, and how the actor and director collaborated to create him. Then we wait for the DVD commentary and see even more of the process. Ratso Rizzo was just THERE. And it was the same guy who played Benjamin Braddock!!! Amazing. Today we would have know what was happening and how Hoffman was getting into the character with behind the scenes pictures and set visits. It's a different movie world, still great, but less mysterious.
Play-doh: The Movie
by Stereotypical Evil Archer
Aug 31st, 2008
11:03:41 AM
Larry, are you kidding?
by half vader
Aug 31st, 2008
07:20:56 PM
With all respect man, surely all we have now is a high-tech retread of the 30s and 40s when creating a cult of celebrity was just as strong as it is now.

You're only thinking as far back as the Seventies? Come ON man! What's changed is that things have changed BACK. It's just the net and tv and magazines rather than magazines and the radio and posters and carefully sculpted photographs. Sure things are more front-loaded now but that's clutching at straws.

Harry...
by TheRealMoriarty
Sep 1st, 2008
12:00:03 AM
... as soon as APALOOSA screens in Toronto, I can publish, and MAN ON WIRE is coming with a few others later tonight.
Steven Dorff is about as threatening as a yeast infection
by ObamabinBiden08
Sep 1st, 2008
12:58:47 PM
Straight Time rules- M.Emmitt is great!!!
by ObamabinBiden08
Sep 1st, 2008
12:59:47 PM
Spike is a really angry negro- what's his problem??
by ObamabinBiden08
Sep 1st, 2008
01:00:38 PM
Shame about Baldwin's choice
by Knugen
Sep 2nd, 2008
12:33:18 PM
I always thought the studio shafted him. I like Ford but Baldwin was in another league. And as far as appeasing the religious and "can't we all get along" - that is exactly what has put the West in the situation it finds itself in today - with Islam and Christianity competing over which fucked up belief will be dragging us back to the Dark Age.
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