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Those crazy Cylons! Turns out the girl robots love us almost as much as they want to kill us!

“Mr Jones” said 1.12 is “absolutely superb” and opens with the best two minutes ever televised!

Remember! The season finale airs next Friday, but a gigantor second season launches sometime before Sept. 21!

Herc

You don't appear to have received/posted anything relating to the absolutely superb penultimate episode, (and pt1 of a two-parter) of BG, aired here in the UK. Now, unlike most of your previous reviews, I'm approaching this from a 'stream of consciousness' viewpoint, so forgive me for bouncing around a little. Oh, and I can't invisotext or anything exciting, so I'll leave you to judge what should be hidden if you decide to roll with this.

Anyway I thought I'd chime in and point out that this is, by far, the best episode of BG in this series, and one of the better hour's of tv viewing in a while. So, in no particular order....(probably spoilers ahead, peeps, especially for US viewers who haven't seen much of the series yet, as many are tie-ups from earlier episodes)

The opening pre-credit sequence is, quite possibly, the best two minute sequence I have ever seen on tv - i kid you not. Completely, (well almost), without dialogue, inter-cutting between several different scenes over somewhat plaintive music, it's as good a mood-setter as I have seen, juxtaposing (primarily) deep unhappiness between various members of the crew, (and Helo). That alone was worth the price of admission.

Beyond that, the story unravels as BG (and especially the Pres) think they've found Kobol, the famed homeworld of the colonies. As the story unravels, we see a variety of things, a few of which were quite surprising.

The President is evidently slowly going mad, (in my opinion), and in fact is now challenging Gaius as loopiest member of the crew, (although her hallucinations and increasing belief in her own destiny are obviously nowhere near as cute as our favourite God-fearing Cylon!) Prophecies mentioned earlier really come to the foreground on this one.

Gaius is continuing to unravel, but his Cylon really comes into her own this episode as we realise that, real or not, she is in love with him, and is, by turns, angry/bitter/vengeful/loving towards him and his actions. A (not so surprising) coupling between him and Starbuck brings several minor plot threads to a very neat head this week. Oh, and for some reason, (or was it just me), sexy Cylon looked the best yet).

On that note, Starbuck and Apollo continue to dance around each other, although the aforementioned coupling throws a spanner in the works.

Starbuck also realises that Adama does not know where Earth is, which precipitates a further turn of events as the Pres uses Starbuck to further her own delusions of grandeur. If, as Gaius pointed out, he is the instrument of God, the Pres seems to be coming to the conclusion that she is the saviour of mankind. I kid you not.

Boomer, (Galactica version), is quite brilliant in this episode, as she perhaps slowly comes to terms with the fact that she may be a Cylon, and finds herself very, very alone.

Boomer, (Caprica version), wants to sort things out with Helo, (being in love with him n all), but Helo is obviously slightly confused with the issue. Although she patently wants to explain that all Boomers are, in fact, Cylons, he's not listening. However, he can't bring himself to kill her.

And, in the finale, (of the first half), we see Galactica try to jump three raptors over to 'Kobol' to check it out, only for them to find a rather large Cylon base-star waiting for them. With one destroyed, and one managing to jump back to Galactica, the last one is left to crash land on 'Kobol' with it's occupants, including most of the hangar crew and Gaius, (who has been advised by our sexy-Cylon to get off Galactica)...

And the ending? Well, Starbuck goes AWOL to try and help the Pres find Earth.

The only bad thing about this, frankly, is the fact that there's only one left....

Laters

mr jones





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First bitches
by Lost Skeleton
Mar 25th, 2005
09:44:38 AM
Damn you NewYorkKid!!!
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Mar 25th, 2005
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Mar 25th, 2005
09:55:03 AM
Yeah, I'd say Angel's last couple of minutes ever rates up there
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Mar 25th, 2005
10:00:56 AM
8th Fuck Wads
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Mar 25th, 2005
10:22:19 AM
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Mar 25th, 2005
10:36:53 AM
2 minutes
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Mar 25th, 2005
10:47:35 AM
BT'ed episode 13 last night...
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Mar 25th, 2005
11:12:10 AM
First and so what?
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Mar 25th, 2005
11:16:31 AM
I'm coming into this late, but I LOVE IT . . . does anyone know
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Mar 25th, 2005
11:17:19 AM
Just 2 years?
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Mar 25th, 2005
11:23:35 AM
wait 'till next week...
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Mar 25th, 2005
12:38:39 PM
Boomer pregnant?
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Mar 25th, 2005
12:39:12 PM
Can I say this again?
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Mar 25th, 2005
01:55:46 PM
I think R. Budd Dwyer and the Quiznos singing monkey ads have th
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Mar 25th, 2005
02:01:50 PM
Hulk Hogan guest appearance
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Mar 25th, 2005
02:41:34 PM
Me Love You Long Time!
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Mar 25th, 2005
02:58:41 PM
Where's is it here?
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Mar 25th, 2005
03:01:01 PM
I know I'm gonna get flamed, but
by XAOS
Mar 25th, 2005
03:24:04 PM
The Arc Is Just Beginning!
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Mar 25th, 2005
03:27:49 PM
Someone please spike-strip this bandwagon for the good of all
by Frisco
Mar 25th, 2005
04:02:36 PM
Cutes you're doing the same thing the ST bashers did
by Real Deal
Mar 25th, 2005
04:31:11 PM
The best 2 minutes... WILL BE...
by Kelvington
Mar 25th, 2005
04:35:08 PM
MinasTirithII! If you don't know what a story arc is no wonder y
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Mar 25th, 2005
05:06:35 PM
First B....oh, no. I'm way off. I'll guess I'll just drown mysel
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The Only Thing That Should....
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Mar 25th, 2005
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Best Damn Show on TV
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Mar 26th, 2005
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More like the best FIVE minutes
by NicholasWolfwood
Mar 26th, 2005
12:09:39 AM
Don't know if it was the best two minutes or not, but
by Purple Fury
Mar 26th, 2005
12:26:21 AM
Awesome episode...
by MisterE
Mar 26th, 2005
01:28:52 AM
Baltar is the funniest character on television
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Mar 26th, 2005
02:22:06 AM
DVD boxset of the series has arrived in our store for Monday...
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Mar 26th, 2005
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Thanks to SkyOne...
by Kelvington
Mar 26th, 2005
05:40:29 AM
Many shows can top this for best 2 mins but...
by HavokJD
Mar 26th, 2005
07:30:17 AM
RE : Kelvington
by Real Deal
Mar 26th, 2005
11:01:47 AM
Actually the best 2 minutes of television
by TheAllSeeingEye
Mar 26th, 2005
02:41:15 PM
What's with all the Boomer love?
by Voice O. Reason
Mar 26th, 2005
05:31:42 PM
If it amkes you feel any better, Cutestofborg...
by Voice O. Reason
Mar 26th, 2005
05:37:16 PM
"sexy Cylon looked the best yet"
by Subversive01057
Mar 26th, 2005
09:05:49 PM
Am I the only one that think Gaius...
by 2
Mar 27th, 2005
12:00:03 AM
what the???
by redshirt
Mar 27th, 2005
01:14:17 AM
How Boomer missed
by Voice O. Reason
Mar 27th, 2005
02:24:06 AM
she missed because....
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Mar 27th, 2005
09:37:01 AM
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Mar 28th, 2005
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