I am – Hercules!!

Tonight:

“Koi Pond.”
It’s Halloween and the office plans a “Haunted House” for the children in the community. And at an important business meeting, Michael falls into a koi pond. Meanwhile, Pam and Andy go cold calling to drum up more sales.

Next Week:

“Double Date.”
Jim and Pam are out of excuses so they have no choice but to go out with Michael and Helene (guest star Linda Purl). Meanwhile, Dwight is strangely doing nice things for everyone in the office.

Nov. 12:

“Murder.”
Michael’s world is rocked by troubling rumors about Dunder Mifflin. He forces the office into a day of strange diversions, upsetting Jim and leading others to wonder if Michael has gone insane. Meanwhile, Andy finds that his chief obstacle in courting Erin (Ellie Kemper) is his own awkwardness.

Deleted scenes from last week’s “The Lover”:

And look! A whole subplot deleted from the post-wedding “Mafia”:

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In non-“Office” news, Abed’s Christian Bale voice is the reason to check out tonight’s Halloween episode of “Community,” if you’ve been looking for an excuse to do so. There’s also some forward motion on the Jeff-Britta front, I believe, as Jeff takes an interest in his hot statistics teacher and her tight Robin Hood outfit, and I give the episode extra points for utilizing Danny Elfman’s “Charge of the Batmobile.”

Oh, and don't forget tonight's "Parks and Recreation," which centers on the new crime-fighting team of Louis CK and Chris Pratt -- both money in the bank as they work to catch a notorious tagger who keeps targeting a hero statue that looks suspiciously like Ron Johnson.

“Community”: 8 p.m. Thursday. NBC.
“Parks and Recreation”: 8:30 p.m. Thursday. NBC.
“The Office”: 9 p.m. Thursday. NBC.
“30 Rock”: 9:30 p.m. Thursday. NBC.

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